Unexpected programming error has occurred

I would like to personally apologize to you, my viewer, for this unfortunate mishap. The error has been reported to my by the system and I will handle it as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience. You may try to repeat your last operation as it might been just a one time event. If this doesn't help then I am afraid the future you were trying to use is temporarily out of service. Once again, please accept my apologies, this page is a last ditch effort to prevent you, the user, from seeing ColdFusion error message.